Pink Bullet

Pink Bullet

The streets of New Fry City were bare, empty and devoid of life. And rightfully so, since it was home to a all out war between two rival sects. The soft footsteps of a cloaked figure echoed in the lifeless battlefield. Stopping, the cloaked individual comes face to face with another.
A pudgy man wearing a neon green, and sun yellow poncho, stands silently. Lifting his oversized sombrero, reveals a Asian man, Japanese in descent. Glaring at the person robed in the bright pink cloak, the man than asks.

"Do you prefer Ranch with your chips or nacho cheese?" His Spanish accent is forced. Incredibly forced.

"Ranch." The mystery figure replies.

The pink mystery figure than brushes back it's pink hoody, revealing a black mask with a skull plastered upon it. Long blonde hair flows elegantly from behind the mask.

"Olvidame." The Japanese man says, his forced accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

He than raises his left arm skyward. "Prepárate!" He shouts as he snaps his fingers.

The ocean blue sky suddenly darkens, seconds later a colossal beer shaped bottle slams into the ground miles behind the Japanese man. Adorned in green, red and white colors, the clearly 130 meter tall bottle sprouts arms, legs, and than a face. It's a fighting robot! A fighter jet similar in design to a 10 F4 Phantom soars through the blackened skies. Flying by the massive robot, the jet hovers beside it.
Following suit, the pink cloaked individual mimics the Japanese man and seconds later, a second massive machine falls from the blackened skies. The red, white and blue behemoth stands 120 meters tall and resembles a dinosaur. Expect it's posture is completely erect and it's arms look human in structure. What looks like long hair flows down it's mounted shoulder rockets, and back.
A second 10 F4 Phantom jets swoops low and hovers beside the dinosaur robot.
Inside both of the jets are thin sentinel robots. Both of the robots look down at their respective fighters, both warriors appearing as ants beside their robotic skyscraper like counterparts. The skinny robots piloting the air crafts silently await their orders as they descend closer toward the ground.

" 行こう！" The Japanese man declares, finally deciding to speak his native language. Which sounds like Beethoven's music compared to his awkward and forced Spanish from before. He turns to face his giant robot and approaching jet plane.

BOOM!

A gun shot echoes throughout the lifeless land scape. The Japanese man slams into the dirt, his blood filling the ground. A bullet lodged in his skull. The surprised gasp of his robot aid can be heard from outside the blaring jet plane.

"I'm not in the mood to fight right now. I'm cramping like crazy." The masked figure groans.

Tucking the Colt Python back into the bright pink robe like cloak, the mystery figure motions for the jet to lower further. Now closer, the mysterious individual leaps into the air onto the jet. The jet's hatch opens allowing the mysterious person to enter. Nestling snugly into the plush seat, the pink robed person begins pressing buttons and flipping switchs as the overhead hatch closes.
The lense like eyes on the dinosaur shaped robot glows a eerie blood red.
A beeping sound can be heard within the cockpit of the jet.

"We are receiving a transmission from the enemy jet M'la-"

"Did Kenshin reply to my text?" The cloaked person interrupts.

"No." The robot replies.

"That no good sperm donating, tiny penis, womanizing free loader!" The masked figure's heeled boot slams into the cockpit floor. "Very well! I can handle Christmas without him. As for the transmission, ignore it! Keep the jet steady while I attack that oversized beer bottle. Understand?"

"You are already in violation of Proper Mecha-Robot Combat protocol. This could lead you into serious complications M'la-"

"This is war!" "The masked figure roars, interrupting the robot again. "On the battefield, their are no rules. Now keep the jet steady. Understand Tenshi?"

"Very well."Replies the stick like robot.

The pink cloaked figure giggles, as the dinosaur themed machine reels back it's right fist and lets lose a destructive punch!

The End