Wet Head

Wet Head, a short story about a comedic Super Hero.


WET HEAD




Once upon a time in Democrat City, two evil mummy monsters appeared. They ravaged and plundered the city, leaving nothing but death in their wake. That is until one day they raided Republican Hall Hospital and cornered two women…
"Hey baby, mind if I wrap you up in my bandages?" The male mummy says while slicking back its grey, dusty hair.
“Why are you doing this?” Asks the blonde Asian woman.
“P...Please don't come any closer!" Says the terrified woman with brunette hair. "I've got mace! I'll…I'll use it!
　
"See, they’re not interested in your advances Bones." Comments the female mummy while parting its long, straight white hair "Let's just eat them and destroy more stuff."
"Your speaking my language Boobs!" Replies Bones. "I'll gladly eat them!"
Bones and Boobs advance upon their petrified prey. The two women howl in fright. The black and grey colored mummies salivate as they extend their dirty, morbid hands.
"It's time to chow down-"
One of the Hospital’s windows explodes as a man breaks through, landing on the floor. The man slowly rises from his kneeling position. He's adorned in firemen's garb and wears a yellow hard hat. His face is partially covered by a black and white mask.
"Ah hell, not you again." Scowls Boobs.
"Oh don't be like that bro!" The man says.

The man proceeds to strike various flamboyant poses, ending with his right arm extended skyward and his left arm curled at his side.
"Don't be shy ladies, it is I the great Wet Head!" He declares. “Don’t let my bulging “Destiny” distract you.”
"But I'm a male." Says Bones.
“Destiny?” Asks Boobs. “Are you referring to your penis?”

"I won’t lose like last time.” Says Wet Head. “Come at me bro!"
Annoyed, Boobs extends its arms outward. Razor sharp bandages shoot forward, but Wet Head jumps back, avoiding them.
"My turn." Comments Wet Head. "Behold, my Wet Head!"
Wet Head removes his hat revealing a iron clad bald head. A tiny cannon, the size of a pistol; sits atop his head. The cannon aims at the two mummies.
"The hell is that-"
Bones is hit with a powerful blast of water, interrupting its question. The mummy monster erupts in sparks as it crashes through the hospital's walls and slams into the concrete outside.
"Bones!" Cries Boobs. "Damn you. You didn't demonstrate that power last time we-"
The water cannon blasts Boobs outside, where it too sparks and lands beside its monster friend.

"Oh man ladies are you alright? Wet Head asks the two women. "Don't worry, I'll take care of them."
While Wet Head runs off to continue his battle, the brunette sings his praises.
"Oh my God we're alive!" She says. "Wasn't he kinda weird but cool Violet?"
“Ah…Ya Summer he was…” Violet trails off. The blonde Asian woman leers at the damaged wall. That voice… Violet thinks to herself. Don't tell me that's…!
Outside the hospital, Wet Head arrives just as the mummies are regaining their composure.
"You two should hit up Youtube and check out marriage help videos." Wet Head says. "Having a four way with those girls could ruin your marriage."
"We are not married!" Yells Boobs. "That's it, you die now. Bones!"
"Must you hurt my feelings Boobs?“ Asks Bones.
“Move you idiot!” Boobs Yells.
“Got it."
The two mummies flank Wet Man, holding their cupped hands by their mouths. The two spew hundreds, upon hundreds of locusts at Wet Head. Unsure on who to hit first, the eccentric hero is plagued by the bugs.
"Haha!" Chuckles Boobs. "That's what you get human."
Wet Head has disappeared amongst the locusts.
"Come on Boobs." Says Bones. "Let's finish our meal-"
With a roaring bang, Wet Head shoots skyward. His head cannon is now the size of a barrel. The locusts drown within the water produced by the enlarged cannon.
"Your killing me bro!" Wet Head shouts. "Take this!”
The barrel sized cannon upon his head crackles with energy, it then pumps quick, powerful hydro blasts upon the mummies. Slammed with intense water pressure, the mummies erupt in sparks as they stagger about. Landing back on the ground, Wet Head turns away from the sparking monsters and strikes a pose. The mummies then fall to the ground and erupt in a massive explosion.
"I did it! I won this time." Wet Head rejoices. "But I'd better get out of here before Violet notices me."
A second explosion startles Wet Head. The hero turns around to see Bones and Boobs growing in size. 20 meters, 50, meters, 100 meters tall. The mummies, stand side by side the city's tall buildings.

"Now you've done it!" Booms Bones. "By killing us once you activated our giant mode. We'll turn you into a pancake."
Wet Head's water cannon shrinks back down to pistol size. The hero jumps out of the way of Bone's crushing stomp. Wet Head talks into his Touch Screen phone.
"Wasabi Lightning come to me!"

Within seconds a white and black T-55 War Tank speeds down the streets of Democrat City. The mummies march through the city, chasing Wet Head. The two destroying buildings with zero remorse. Wasabi Lightning drives up beside the hero, and opens its hatch door.
Wet Head puts his hard hat back on and leaps onto the tank. He closes the hatch and drives the mobile fortress. Wet Head flips some switches on the tank’s control panel. He then places his phone within a groove near the switches.
"Summon Rumor Master!"
The city shakes and its massive lake stirs. The lake erupts as a giant rises from it. The robotic fox roars into the sun filled sky. The bipedal machine flexes its large, human like arms. The two fire hydrant rockets upon its back, whirls and boom.
With a boom the giant soars through the air and, upon reaching the mummies proceeds to drop kick them. The monsters fall into nearby buildings, causing a explosion. Wet Head clicks another switch, this time two wings and two turbines protrude from the vehicle. Blasting off into the sky, the flying T-55 enters a small dock on the back of the robot's head.
The mummies rise to their feet. The Rumor Master stands 20 meters taller than the bandaged menaces. Rumor Master displays its nine beautiful crystal red tails. The red and silver giant robot slams its pointed knuckles into each other as it roars at the sun.
"Being taller than us won't do you any good!" Howls Boobs.
"We'll kill you human!" Roars Bones.
Inside the tank which acts like a cockpit, Wet Head prepares for battle.
"Let's end this then." Wet Head clicks some more buttons. "I'll miss my appointment at the hookah bar if I don't hurry."
Water forms above the robot fox's head, that water twirls and dances as it creates a huge sword. The mummies gasp in shock.
"Beating you two in your giant forms will end your reign of terror.” Wet Head assures them. “Good day you two!”
The giant robot fox twirls the massive sword around, then whipping its head forward; slashes the two mummies. Hit by the mighty slash, the two monsters groan and scream as they collapse into the streets. The loud bang of their exploding bodies rides across the cool wind. Peace has returned to the city, for now.
As the sun sets, Wet Head stands on a bridge watching drunk women dance on a nearby yacht.
"Man, now that is what I call hot "puppies!"
"Wet Head!"
Wet Head turns to see Summer running towards him.
"I didn't get a chance to thank you." She embraces him. "Won't you take off your mask and show me your face?"
"Ok but…" He trays off. "Don't tell anyone who I am ok?"
Wet Head removes his mask, Summer gasps.
"Elijah!" Summer stares wide eyed. "That was you the whole time? Amazing! So tell me. Do you have enough energy left to use that cannon on me?"
"Of course!" Elijah smiles. "Destiny" always has energy for the "puppies."
"Elijah!"
A cold shiver runs down Elijah's spine. He breaks out in a cold sweat. The hero peeks behind Summer and gasps in horror.
"I knew I recognized that voice!" Comments Violet. "Summer you have a lot of nerve! That's my husband your trying to sleep with!"
"Your husband?" Panics Summer. "Violet, I… I thought you said your husband went out of town to work? Plus…I mean you can’t totally blame me. I had no idea how your hubby even looked like! Elijah explain this-"
"Sorry ladies I gotta run! Hookah is calling my name!"
Elijah yells at the two women. He ran for it while they were talking.
"Wait Elijah come back!" Summer says as she chases after him.
"You whore!" Violet races after the two. "Keep away from my husband! Elijah, why do you have a water cannon on your head? Come back here you cheating bastard!"

The End

Bill Dozer X

Bill Dozer X

Short Story

　

“Damn it Bill, move!”


“What do you think I’m doing?!”

Bullets fly, and the undead roar as two courageous, but at odds fighters escape a condemned building. Linda the tiny Japanese woman and Bill the muscle bound American are the last humans in a world plagued by zombies.


“Well it looks like your shooting zombies instead of running.” Linda retorts. “Also, duck!”

On cue, Bill ducks as Linda bombards a swarm of zombies with her modified AK47 Tactical. Sparks erupt from their bodies as does their corrupted blood.

“Idiot.“ Linda growls. “I won’t tell you again, move. This place is about to explode.”


“Someone’s being her usual bitchy self I see.” Bill whispers as he follows his older partner through the facility.

“I heard that!” Barks Linda.

The two run through a narrow corridor, leading to a large dome shaped aircraft hanger. Damaged, and unkempt aircrafts ranging from small to large litter the area, as do the undead. The charcoal skinned, bulky undead drones march toward Linda and Bill. The two are trapped between a wall of Herculean sized zombies and a narrow corridor which, is accompanied by bone chilling wailing.

“Super Strength Types. God damn it all to Hell!” Linda curses. “X is out of range, we won’t be able to Dozer-Flash.”

“It could be worse.” Quips Bill

“There!” Linda says ignoring Bill.

To the left of the zombie horde is a small opening. The opening looks like it was made with a tiny explosion.

“Their left side is light compared to their right.” Says Linda. “I’ll cut them down with my Saber Laser while you cover me, understand?”

“Ya gotcha.” Replies Bill.

The two dash toward the opening, Linda tosses her weapon at Bill, who proceeds to fire upon the undead near them. The bullets do no harm to the excessively buff zombies. Even head shots do not finish them. A blade sits on Linda’s back. Gripping the hilt she pulls the blade forward revealing a laser like blade.

Brroooom, Sounds the blade as Linda slashes horizontally, cutting off a zombie’s head. Its oil colored blood and sparks fly about as its head slams into its nearby brethren. Twirling Linda strikes diagonally slicing another zombie in half, sending sparks and blood everywhere. One of the monsters creeps up on her, but is shot in the head by Bill. The zombie hesitates, allowing Linda to chop its head off.

The two reach the opening, when the dusty windows high above in the hanger shatter. Linda and Bill look up at the windows to see a swarm of Flying Type zombies soaring into the area each armed with machine guns.


“Ok, it can get worse.” Cracks Bill. “Well it was nice knowing you Linda.”

“Shut up you idiot!”




Linda dashes for Bill. Clutching his hand tightly, the brunette beauty drags the red haired dolt through the opening. The flying zombies soar freely like Superman past their sluggish brethren as they open fire upon the two.

“This would be a good time to call X, Bill!” Yells Linda.


“I’m calling, I’m calling!”
Pressing a red squared button on a oval shaped device strapped to his right ear, a clear red glass shoots forth. The glass hangs in front of Bill’s right eye, text; reading “Shall I launch?” appears on the transparent lens.
“Yes launch. And hurry!”


As the two run through the dense forest, bullets ricochet off trees behind them. The sea surrounding the isolated island turns and swirls, violently. The island itself begins to shake as the sea begins to rise. The flying zombies stop their chase and hover in the air. Zombies unable to fly try to maintain their balance as they look toward the ocean.

Long gold fins emerge from the ocean, rising higher and higher, splitting the water. With a thunderous roar a giant Cybernetic bird like creature locks its blood red eyes upon the island. The metal creature looks like a hybrid between a Pterodactyl and Phoenix. The gold monster towers over the island as it marches for the shoreline.

Its height is an impressive one hundred and fifty meters, not including the wingspan. Spreading its beautiful gold and red trim wings, the sun’s rays dance upon the rainbow of colors within the Cyborg’s flight feathers. Reaching the shore, the hybrid of science and biology roars into blue sky. Feeling fear for the first time since their death, the island’s undead citizens flee in droves.


“Hear that? Sounds like our favorite giant turkey is here!” Linda exclaims. “Tell ol’ Rodan there to trash this island.”


“Would you like him to shine your shoes while he stomps on zombies?” Bill jests. “X burn this place to the ground buddy.”

“I wonder if he could burn you down.” Hisses Linda.


Bill relays the message to the giant Cyborg, who responds with a mighty howl. The sun’s intense rays shine off the giant’s golden wings. X then crosses its wings and rears its head back. Opening its wings and whipping its head forward, a energy beam shoots forth from the crescent like helmet atop X’s head.

Within seconds, the island’s forest area is engulfed in flames. The screams of the burning undead, both in the sky and on the ground fill the island. Bill and Linda run through the safe parts of the dense island forest as X roars in the background.

"Crap, crap, crap!" Yells Bill "Where did we leave the bikes?"



"Somewhere around here." Replies Linda.



The two stop running and examine their surroundings. An agonized howl sends chills up Linda and Bill's spines. The two turn to see a zombie engulfed in flames running at them. Bill pulls out two hand guns and blasts the zombie in the head and its right foot.

The zombie erupts in sparks as it slams into the ground.

Bill puts his guns away into his shoulder holster.

"I found the bikes!" Linda calls out. Bill turns around to see Linda brushing aside fallen leaves, revealing the blue and red dirt bikes.
"Man we hid these damn things well. I'll stand them up. Have X head this way."

"Roger Dodger." Bill presses the red communication button on his monocle, which contacts the giant. "X track our signal. Get us out of here."

The towering Cyborg roars into the sky, it then begins marching deeper into the forest. A swarm of brave zombies soar through the air toward X. Holding out their guns, the swarm fire upon the Cyborg Monster. The bullets bounce off X's body, undeterred the giant continues its march through the forest.
The flying zombies howl as some kamikaze into the giant, while the remaining swarm continue their futile bombardment. The island's facility erupts in flames, its detonation sequence has finally reached zero. The roar of Bill and Linda's bike intensifies as the two soar through the air. The duo land on the moist ground as the bikes struggle through the muddy landscape.

The fire started by X grows as it continues to consumes more of the tiny isle. The nearby bushes and tall grass rattle as the undead speed toward the duo. These grey, stick thin speed demons put man made motor vehicles to shame.

"Super Speed Type Zombies." Linda sighs. "When will science learn?"

“Hey the facility finally exploded.” Replies Bill. “But its chaos pails in comparison to X’s power.”

“Focus you idiot!” Shouts Linda.



One of the zombies gets up beside Linda and grabs her left arm. The undead demon attempts to chomp down on her when a blue flash sends its head flying.

"Your not eating me you undead dirt bag!“ Linda gloats as she uses her Saber Laser to slash at another nearby zombie. “How long until X picks us up?"

"Seriously?" Retorts Bill as he uses his free hand to shoot down two zombies. "Do you not see the giant gold bird before us?"

X's massive foot crushes the dying forest not to far from the duo.

"Kinda hard to focus when your Star Warsing your way through zombies." Remarks Linda. “Lucky for us Speed and Flying Types aren’t as durable as Strength Types. Gun shots will kill them.”

"Seriously? Your joking right?" Bill shoots at another approaching zombie. "You’d have to be blind not to see the giant robot that towers over the Great Giza Pyramid-"

A high pitched howl catches the two off guard. The two look back to see a flying zombie right on Linda’s tail. Rushing into her, the undead demon knocks the petite Asian off her bike. The navy blue creature then lands on the now dirt road and spreads its peeling wings. Howling the sores covered monster creeps towards Linda.

“Linda!” Cries Bill as he sharply turns his bike.

A Speed Type lunges forth from between two trees and tackles Bill. The monster attempts to clamp down on the buff red head. The zombie’s disgusting saliva spills on Bill’s face as the creature edges closer and closer.

“Dozer-Flash!”

Bill is covered in a bright blue light, which causes the zombie to howl in pain. Sparks fly about as the zombie is pushed back, it crashes into the ground. As the blue light fades, Bill stands in a armored outfit. The outfit resembles SWAT gear, what with a blue armored vest, black gloves and boots.

His face is covered in a matching biker helmet. A white eagle is imprinted on top of the helmet. Flipping open the visor, Bill leers at the perplexed Flying Type zombie. Linda stands up, she brushes the dirt off herself. Her arms are covered in tiny cuts.

“God damn this day to Hell!” Roars Linda. “Dozer-Flash!”

Striking a pose Linda is covered in a intense red light. The light dispels revealing Linda in a red version of the SWAT like armor.

This folks is the amazing “Dozer-Flash” process. So what just happened? The Cyborg giant X is more then just an agent of destruction, it’s a base as well as a power source for Bill and Linda. As long as the two are within forty meters of X they can access these incredible suits.

Why do they have to be in range of X you ask? Well because in the moment that the two call out “Dozer-Flash,” X sends the two billions of micro-armor particles. These particles combine to create their suits and can only travel a short distance. Based on the word “Bulldozer” these power suits increase their strength, speed, and stamina to superhuman levels. But it only lasts for three minutes.

The Speed Type Zombie gets to its feet and with a howl, dashes for Bill. While Bill isn’t as fast the creature, his speed is still fast enough to barely dodge the zombie’s tackle. The creature crashes into the ground, Bill then pulls forth his twin hand guns. Connecting the left one to the back of the right gun, Bill forms a hand cannon.

The cannon glows a sky blue as Bill points the weapon at the undead menace.

“Dynamic Explosion!” Cries Bill.

Firing the cannon, a energy ball crackles and sparks as it zooms through the air. The skinny, grey zombie howls as the energy shot consumes it. Turning away from the monster, Bill strikes a pose as a large explosion ensues behind him. The Flying Type zombie hovers into the air, with a angry grunt, the creature rushes at Linda.

“My turn.” Linda hisses. Dynamic Saber Slash!”

Holding her Saber Laser out in front of her, Linda places her left hand on the bottom of the hilt. Pulling away from the hilt, a second beam of energy materializes. Twirling the double edged sword around, Linda aims the newly created beam at the flying terror. The energy beam shoots forth, catching the zombie off guard and stabbing it in the stomach.

The creature howls in pain as Linda lowers the zombie back toward the ground. Now on the ground, Linda runs towards the undead monster. The beam still inside the zombie, decreases in length as Linda approaches. Now in front of the monster, Linda pulls the beam out and twirls around.

Brroooom! The Saber Laser cuts horizontally through the zombie. Brroooom! Linda strikes again diagonally, then vertically from its groin to its head. Linda walks away as the zombie frails about and falls over.

A intense explosion occurs behind her as she stands triumphantly.

“Woohoo!” Bill declares as his suit disappears in a flash of blue light. “We won thanks to X’s power again. I’ll lube his gears in gratitude.”





X's massive shadow blocks out the sun as the duo turn to see the massive giant. Linda deactivates her transformation and then the two grab their bikes.

"X open the emergency hatch." Bill talks into his ear piece.

A human sized door opens on the giant's right foot. Turning off their bikes, the two haul them inside The opening closes behind them.

“Great job buddy!” Bill declares into his electronic monocle. “Thanks for sending us our suits. You saved our cans.”

"Well that was a colossal waste of time." Linda says as she walks her bike through the massive gold room. The giant Cyborg’s veins and muscles pulsate behind glass high above the duo. The two head towards a elevator that sits in the middle of the room.

"We wasted bullets, and found no food. All we did was trigger the factory's self destruct system. A total waste." Linda pouts as she enters the elevator. "God damn this zombie infested world!"

Bill leans his bike against the wall inside the elevator and eyes Linda's dirty bike, he then scans her scarred arms. He presses a button on the wall next to him. The door closes as the elevator begins moving up.

“I’m sorry I forgot to charge my Saber Laser.” Bill says. “Had I done so, we could’ve used less bullets-”

“Shut up.” Barks Linda. "Its not like your good with swords anyway. Using bullets was unavoidable. Anyway, did you order X to head back into the ocean?"

"Oh ya!" Bill blushes as he pats his head. "I forgot."

Outside, X stands still as the three zombie types, attracted by the explosions, try to chew and claw their way into the massive Cyborg. It's all for naught however.

"Idiot!" Linda barks again. "Get us out of here."

"Leave it to me." Bill sends his order to X

Linda scowls. Honestly, not charging your sword was just dumb. Linda thinks to herself. But God, I'm stuck with this fool. If only X would obey my voice.


At least he was useful. His transformation distracted the zombie long enough for me to regain consciousness.

With a thunderous roar X extends its giant golden wings. Each flap causes a hurricane to form and blow away the attacking undead. Four engine turbines on X’s lower back begin roaring. Two on its left, two on its right, the turbines power up propelling X skyward.

Turning back toward the sea, the giant Cyborg flaps its massive wings, soaring through the sky. Leaving the burning island behind, X soars through the sky with brilliant speed. Now with some distance between it and the inferno island, X dives into the expansive ocean. Diving deeper and deeper, the giant’s turbines begin to power down, its movement becoming slow.

The massive skyscraper of a Cyborg comes upon a even bigger underwater vessel. The submarine, naval ship hybrid stands still within the dark depths of the ocean. X’s eyes glow a light yellow prompting the underwater ship to brighten up with light. A bright green light shines between the vessel’s bow and bulbous bow, it begins to open.

Water rushes in sinking the boat. That is until numerous portside holes shoot the unwanted water out at intense speeds.

X enters the large ship, at which point the opening seals shut. The giant boat continues to pump the excessive water out.

As the water drains, X gently transitions from floating in water to crouching down. Inside, Bill and Linda exit the elevator, and enter a living quarters of sorts. The small squared area consists of a refrigerator, and a single rectangle counter top with a sink. Two couches with a small coffee table between them sits in the middle of the room.

A silver door with a sign that reads “Bathroom” stands in the corner. A grey and white Husky dog runs up to greet Bill, knocking him over.

“Hey girl!” Bill laughs as the dog licks his face. “No, Snowy don’t lick the nasty stuff off me. It tastes awful.”

Linda smiles at Snowy as the happy dog sits on Bill’s chest. Patting Snowy on the head, Linda walks over to a storage station. Placing her AK 47 on a shelf, and plugging her Saber Laser into a power cord; Linda then walks toward the bathroom. Snowy hops off Bill, he then gets up and heads to the storage station. Bill goes out of his way to make sure his Saber Laser is charging.

Linda starts a shower while Bill washes his hands in the sink. He then opens the tiny black fridge.

"Noodles in a cup again huh?" Bill sighs. "Well I guess we’re eating soup again Snowy.”

Snowy prances behind Bill while he toils away in the tiny kitchen area, Linda curses her fate as she showers.



"God damn it all to hell!" Linda cries as she rinses her hair. "What a waste. That facility was linked to the outbreak. How could their be nothing there?”

She gathers suds from the single thin soap bar and applies it to her body. Blood, and dirt run down the shower drain.

"No humans except me and that idiot should be alive. Yet, that whole place was ransacked by human hands-"

"Hey Linda!" Bill knocks on the door. "I’m warming us up some soup. Save some of that hot water for me, k."

"Ok!" Linda replies. "That idiot. Well at least he can be useful sometimes." She smiles as she splashes water on her war torn body.

The End.

　

Pink Bullet

Pink Bullet

The streets of New Fry City were bare, empty and devoid of life. And rightfully so, since it was home to a all out war between two rival sects. The soft footsteps of a cloaked figure echoed in the lifeless battlefield. Stopping, the cloaked individual comes face to face with another.
A pudgy man wearing a neon green, and sun yellow poncho, stands silently. Lifting his oversized sombrero, reveals a Asian man, Japanese in descent. Glaring at the person robed in the bright pink cloak, the man than asks.

"Do you prefer Ranch with your chips or nacho cheese?" His Spanish accent is forced. Incredibly forced.

"Ranch." The mystery figure replies.

The pink mystery figure than brushes back it's pink hoody, revealing a black mask with a skull plastered upon it. Long blonde hair flows elegantly from behind the mask.

"Olvidame." The Japanese man says, his forced accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

He than raises his left arm skyward. "Prepárate!" He shouts as he snaps his fingers.

The ocean blue sky suddenly darkens, seconds later a colossal beer shaped bottle slams into the ground miles behind the Japanese man. Adorned in green, red and white colors, the clearly 130 meter tall bottle sprouts arms, legs, and than a face. It's a fighting robot! A fighter jet similar in design to a 10 F4 Phantom soars through the blackened skies. Flying by the massive robot, the jet hovers beside it.
Following suit, the pink cloaked individual mimics the Japanese man and seconds later, a second massive machine falls from the blackened skies. The red, white and blue behemoth stands 120 meters tall and resembles a dinosaur. Expect it's posture is completely erect and it's arms look human in structure. What looks like long hair flows down it's mounted shoulder rockets, and back.
A second 10 F4 Phantom jets swoops low and hovers beside the dinosaur robot.
Inside both of the jets are thin sentinel robots. Both of the robots look down at their respective fighters, both warriors appearing as ants beside their robotic skyscraper like counterparts. The skinny robots piloting the air crafts silently await their orders as they descend closer toward the ground.

" 行こう！" The Japanese man declares, finally deciding to speak his native language. Which sounds like Beethoven's music compared to his awkward and forced Spanish from before. He turns to face his giant robot and approaching jet plane.

BOOM!

A gun shot echoes throughout the lifeless land scape. The Japanese man slams into the dirt, his blood filling the ground. A bullet lodged in his skull. The surprised gasp of his robot aid can be heard from outside the blaring jet plane.

"I'm not in the mood to fight right now. I'm cramping like crazy." The masked figure groans.

Tucking the Colt Python back into the bright pink robe like cloak, the mystery figure motions for the jet to lower further. Now closer, the mysterious individual leaps into the air onto the jet. The jet's hatch opens allowing the mysterious person to enter. Nestling snugly into the plush seat, the pink robed person begins pressing buttons and flipping switchs as the overhead hatch closes.
The lense like eyes on the dinosaur shaped robot glows a eerie blood red.
A beeping sound can be heard within the cockpit of the jet.

"We are receiving a transmission from the enemy jet M'la-"

"Did Kenshin reply to my text?" The cloaked person interrupts.

"No." The robot replies.

"That no good sperm donating, tiny penis, womanizing free loader!" The masked figure's heeled boot slams into the cockpit floor. "Very well! I can handle Christmas without him. As for the transmission, ignore it! Keep the jet steady while I attack that oversized beer bottle. Understand?"

"You are already in violation of Proper Mecha-Robot Combat protocol. This could lead you into serious complications M'la-"

"This is war!" "The masked figure roars, interrupting the robot again. "On the battefield, their are no rules. Now keep the jet steady. Understand Tenshi?"

"Very well."Replies the stick like robot.

The pink cloaked figure giggles, as the dinosaur themed machine reels back it's right fist and lets lose a destructive punch!

The End

Rider Girl Unused Scene (Special)

Intro for "Rider Girl"

Journey to Windy Garden, there meet Abigail Mendez. A young adult working at a dead end job and filled with frustrations. A daydreaming, promiscuous klutz, who holds a dark secret. When cornered she retaliates with demonic strength, becoming a monster.
With ferocious claws she’ll rip your eyes out. With long fangs she’ll tear your fresh off. When on the verge of death she becomes a god of destruction that towers over Tokyo Tower! Yet only her close friend Jake knows of her tears and self loathing. Read as the two live day to day trying to discover the mystery behind Abigail’s unholy, destructive powers.

NOTE: This segment contains graphic violence and coarse language. Viewer discretion is advised.
"Rider Girl" Unused scene.

"What's the matter bitch? Crying your eyes out over a corpse?" The cat monster heckles at the tiny brunette on her knees.

Abigail, the autumn haired woman lies slumped over a dead man's body. The body belongs to Jake, Abigail's only friend. His blood fills the concrete floor of the abandoned steel mill.

"J…Jake… Why?" Abigail utters. Her tears drenching her face. "I told you to leave it to me. I told you I'd handle it. Why didn't you listen? Why? Answer me damn it! Why-"

"Because he loved you!" The rainbow colored cat-man yells. "Which made killing him all the better. The look on people's faces when they lose their loved ones just gets my fur all ablaze-"

"Shut up!"

Abigail's monsterous roar startles the multi colored cat-man. She stands to her feet, Jake's blood plastered all over her pink and black outfit. Tears fall down the woman's soft, mocha face. A gentle breeze brushes her autumn colored hair out of her face.

"Oh ho ho!" The monster mocks. "If only men looked at me like you are now. I'm filled with jealousy! I can't stand it! You let a good, handsome man die because of your arogance. Now your trying to out woman me the great Kitty-Man? I'll kill you!"

With a hideous roar, Kitry-Man darts off toward Abigail. His claws outstretched and ready to slice the woman in two. Leaping into the air, Kitty-Man rears back his right arm then swings it downword toward Abigail's head.

"Transform." Whispers Abigail.

A bright blue light fills the room, the grunts and cries of Kitty-Man echo throughtout the shining light. Bursting forth from the wide, big windows of the Mill, Kitty-Man, drenched in sparks crashes into the ground outside.
Smoke dances about the monster's body as it struggles to its feet.

"What sort of Reverse is she-"

Gasping at the sight of the transformed Abigail, Kitty-Man; panic stricken steps back. The once tiny, mocha skinned woman now stands as a bipedal wolf, draped in an purple suit of armor. Its resemblance to a long trench coat is uncanny. It's gold trim shines brightly against the twilight sky.
Abigail's dark blue fur is well kept, and soft. Her claws are razer sharp and her eyes glow a blood red. Her serpant like pupils tell a story of death and despair all of their own.

"Your not bleeding yet?" Asks Abigail.

"You… It's true!" Kitty-Man panics more. "Your the Destroyer, the Wolf Reverse."

Abigail jumps from the building window onto the ground. She then walks towards the cowering Reverse.

"Don't worry." Replies Abigail. "I'll make you bleed. I'll make you suffer. I can't wait to make you suffer!"

Moving with blinding speed, Abigail drives her left fist into Kitty-Man's stomach. The destructive impact sends the Reverse soaring into a nearby dump truck. The truck rocks back, then falls back into place as Kitty-Man falls onto the concrete. Brandishing a long, straight blade, Abigail marches upon her downed opponent.

"D…Damn you!" Howls Kitty-Man. "I will kill you-"

"Then stop talking and do it!" Abigail roars as she rushes towards the Reverse.

Roaring into the sky, Kitty-Man materializes a huge ball of yarn in his hands. Grabbing the strand of lose yarn, Kitty-Man whips the yarn ball about like a ball and chain Flail. The incoming ball of yarn sweeps across the land from the left. Abigail blocks the ball with her black sword.
The impact sends the wolf-woman flying back. Crashing into the ground, dust from the abandoned Mill kicks up concealing Abigail. Bursting forth from the smokescreen of dust, Abigail dashes for Kitty-Man screaming.

"I will make you suffer!"

Whipping the ball of yarn again, the steel like material zooms right for Abigail. The wolf-woman dodges to her left.

"God damn wolf, die!"

Sticking his free paw outward, Kitty-Man's sharp nails shoot into the air like bullets. Using her blade, Abigail blocks and slices the scattered bullet nails, all the while dodging the giant ball of yarn. Block, swipe, pivot. Block, swipe, pivot.
The missed nails cause explosions behind and around Abigail as she blocks, swipes, and pivots her way toward the Reverse. Now upon the Cat Reverse, Abigail rams her blade into the monster's sternum. Kitty-Man coughs up blood. Abigail's blade has the monster pinned against the dumb truck.
Small sparks crackle and pop in various places on Kitty-Man's body.

"Hurts doesn't it?" Abigail says as she backs up from the pinned Reverse. She cracks her neck and takes a deep breath. She then reverts back into her human form. "Now imagine how I feel? I have no one left in this world. No one!"

Kitty-Man groans and screams as he tries to reach for the blades hilt.

"Don't touch!" Transforming, Abigail kicks the blade deeper into the Reverse's sternum. She then changes back. "Just… Just hang there will ya. I got a lot to get off my chest. You know us women are emotional!"

Abigail changes again, she punches Kitty-Man in the face. She then reverts.

"I Don't know who the fuck my parents are. I Don't know why I'm a Reverse." She wipes away the tears from her eyes. "But the one thing I did know, was that Jake would always be there for me. Always.
I knew he loved me. I knew. But I didn't have romantic feelings for him. I loved him, but I just didn't wanna suck his dick you know. It wasn't that kind of love."

Abigail turns around. With her back toward Kitty-Man, the Reverse motions his right hand.

"But then-" Abigail changes again and breaks Kitty-Man's right wrist with her left knee. "Must you scream into my ear?" Retorts Abigail. "God so rude! Well I'd better break your other wrist just to be safe."

Abigail prepares to break the Reverse's left wrist.

"Wait!" Cries Kitty-Man. "Please, please stop. I'm…I'm sorry! F…Forgive me."

The monster looks and sounds pathetic as it hangs like a frame on a wall. Abigail moves towards the monster's ear and whispers.

"I'm sorry too."

Crack!

Kitty-Man howls in pain as Abigail reverts to human form and continues her dialogue.

"But then you came along and fucked it all up! Jake took care of me, we shared our dreams. We ate together and lived in the same house. The two of us were gonna conquer the world!" Abigail breaks into tears. "But you fucked it up!"

In a fit of rage, Abigail transforms and rams her monsterous boot into her blade. The sword digs deeper and deeper with each kick. The blade has pierced right through Kitty-Man straight into the dump truck. With nothing but the hilt left, the angry Abigail bends down and grabs the yarn flail.

"Let's see how this works." She smirks.

Swinging the ball around, Abigail whips the yarn into Kitty-Man's face. With each swing, blood and sparks spew from the monster's face. The intense force of Abigail's swings snaps the weapon's thread. Sending the ball crashing into one of the Mill's garage doors, destroying it.

"You haven't suffered enough!" Screams Abigail. She wipes more tears away. "But I need to bury Jake, and get some booze in me fast otherwise I'll tranform again. Nobody wants me rampaging through the city, not now anyway. So-"

Placing her hands on her sword's hilt, she yanks the blade from Kitty-Man sending his blood spewing about. He falls to the ground erupting in sparks. Holding her sword parallel to the ground, she places her index and middle finger on blade's end. Abigail swipes them arcoss the blade, causing the weapon to be engulfed in a blue flame.
She then points the sword toward the sky, its flat side facing Kitty-Man. Waving the sword in a half moon swipe she then thrusts the blade skyward again. The blue flames have now intenfied, Abigail turns the sword, showcasing its firey edge.

"Final Movement." Whispers Abigail. "Burning Slash!"

Abigail slashes Kitty-Man with an lighting quick horizontal, swipe. The Reverse breaks into convulsions as Abigail turns her back and walks away. The Reverse howls in agonish as he falls to the ground. He and the dump truck erupt in a massive blue and red explosion.
Night falls upon the Steel Mill as Abigail in her human form holds the dead Jake in her arms. Grief-stricken, Abigail cries her heart out, long into the night.

The End.